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I was born in Queens New York. My father was a real estate mogul. I'm sure I was loved but there were no hugs and kisses. I always carefully studied my father in business. He knew how to speak to all types of tenants from various nationalities due to his real estate holdings. He was excellent at it. I became better than him.
I was a hyper child in my youth, so I was sent to military school. There, I made many friends from all over the world. They came from rich families. I learned quickly about the finer things and what it took to get into the finer universities in this country. When my father passed I inherited a large sum of money which in a short time I exhausted.
Because of my friendships here and overseas I was exposed too many bright and rich people. They appreciated my “PT Barnum” approach to life. They invested in me and I was able to get on my feet again. In my mind and to many other people, I became the greatest salesman of all time.
I was lucky enough to be approached for a TV show that became a huge success. With my pomposity, guile and TV exposure I was asked if I would run for political office.
I thought it over, TV celebrity, my contacts overseas, contacts in the United States, and a good line of BS it was a great challenge. Lo and behold, to my amazement I was able to convince 80+ million people that I was the right person to become president of the United States and they want me to try again. I couldn't believe it. Are they crazy?. The greatest salesman of all time now had much of the country and a large segment of the world buying into my “PT Barnum” stix. Wow! Could this be the “End of Days?”
