Look Left, Look Right, Step Up by The Gent

Let us speculate for a moment. It is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November and time to vote. Your candidate says the Constitution is outdated. Claims the election system is corrupt. Does not trust the leaders of the Scientific Community. Beliefs Democracy is overrated. Wants more patriotic protests and civil disobedience on their behalf. Says the Justice Department is full of corruption. Your candidate wants to do away with most regulations and strengthen the Armed Forces under one leader. Your candidate wants to dismiss, appoint or give clemency to anyone, whether innocent or guilty of any crime. Of course, your candidate wants no part in alternative lifestyles. Your candidate is waiting in the wings for your enthusiastic vote. Surprise, surprise you just voted for Vladimir Putin or some reasonable facsimile. Please God, Bless America before it is too late.