LOOK LEFT, LOOK RIGHT, STEP UP by The Gent
Who are these barbarian Russian oligarchs who want more and give less to their own people? The Russian people are in dire straits by all accounts. Yet their demented leaders think that they need more land. That they need to be protected! Who is threatening them? What kind of vodka have they been drinking? You are the largest country in the world by far, yet you want Ukraine! You are killing innocent people indiscriminately. Are you hungry? We will give you food. Are you cold? We will give you a warm jacket. Are you sick? We will give you medicine. Are you frightened? We will give you peace of mind. Does Putin need more attention? We will listen to him. Just stop killing! Stop being a barbarian. If you need to be loved we will find someone for you. If not, this is 2022 we will build an affectionate robot you can cuddle. Stop the insanity.